HOMETOWN: Philadelphia, PA
LATEST PLATTER: Six Demon Bag (Ace Fu)
TELLING MYSPACE COMMENT: "Short shorts." (Lulu)
FURTHER STUDY: wearemanman.com

WHY YOU CARE: Twisted Philadelphians answer the age-old "Does humor belong in music?" question with a resounding, uh...what was the question? Turn-Ons: Mexican funeral marches, religious cults, Scott Joplin. Pet Peeves: rude people, lazy rock journalism.
NOTABLE QUOTE: "None of us are quitting our day jobs anytime soon. Trust me." (Honus Honus, gravel pit forethroat, Rhodes)